"My Wife's Asshole"

In doing our ever-ending research to bring you the best and hand-picked ass-related content the web has to offer, it's interesting to find how so many amateur asshole pics are of men's wives. Don't get us wrong, we'll take an anonymous browneye view as much as any connoisseur of the pooper, but some of these visions of  glory simply aren't as appealing as others (i.e... some things are best left behind closed doors).

Out of curiosity we decided to see how prevalent this phenomenon presents itself on the web. The image above is the result of entering entering "my wife's asshole" in the Yahoo image search. Of course, entering the same phrase in Yahoo video search also produces a large number of hits, but these are mostly amateur anal sex videos. However some of these videos keep in the spirit of the images, wherein the video is merely to display the wife's asshole as opposed to putting something in it or splattering it with sticky paste. Hilariously enough, a significant number of these "display" videos are supposedly taken when the wife is asleep, inebriated, stoned, or hopped up on anal narcissism. No doubt this is a voyeuristic asshole lover's dream (VSLs).

What about non-search engine sites? No problem. Entering "my wife's asshole" on xHamster gets you this.
 
As of this post, there were 36 pages of hits on xHamster. At roughly 28 videos per page, xHamster yields approximately 1,008 different videos related to some guy's wife's asshole. We're guessing this may be 1/5000th the amount of amateur wife (not counting girlfriends or just ... friends) content on the web. If you throw in internet selfies, and all of the "private" footage couples keep in-house or on their cellphones (or Polaroids if they're in their 50s), we're guessing there are tens of millions of married women's asshole floating around on the net for your viewing pleasure.


For some reason some men just love to show off their woman's asshole.The only problem with this is that most of them aren't really so nice. For example, compare this.... with this. Yeah... exactly.


Even though it's admirable to know that some men take pride in their woman's asshole enough to subject us to it, it doesn't make it a good idea. Similarly, it's encouraging that a woman two Twinkies shy of 270lbs has the confidence and self-esteem to wear yoga pants out in public... but we don't necessarily want to see it.