Selfie #326

Really makes you wonder about that whole chicken hormone theory. :)

Ass-Licking Xanadu

We challenge any analingusphile to spend less than 2min on the following blogsite.
http://helicksherass.tumblr.com/

You can thank us later.  :)

"Go West", Young People

Recognize this tat?

If so, you're probably one of the undoubtedly thousands of men and women, young and not-so-young, who are card-carrying fans of the adorable Sadie West.

I won't even get into the subjective qualifications of what makes an ass great. All I know is that the first time I saw Sadie West's pooper, my brain cataloged it as one of the very best. Granted you can Google "ass" and find hundreds, if not thousands, of backsides that are more appealing, there's nothing like that feeling of personal reverence that comes with having a favorite.

The energy, intensity, and "enthusiasm" of Sadie's scene performances unquestionably add to the mystique and value of her ... and the immaculately-placed tat doesn't hurt much either.

See: Exhibit A

It almost seems as she's a method actor continually playing a woman who hasn't had any sexual contact in three years - much like Sandra Romain (our #1), Franceska Jaimes (our #2), and Rebecca Linares (our #3). The proverbial "demons in the sack", if you will.  

According to IMDb, her birthname is Romie Zayak and her first job was teaching gymnastics to pre-school kids. I was also surprised to learn that she's just 5'2"... making her even more adorable. According to Wikipedia she's now retired from the adult entertainment industry. Nevertheless, she's left a body work, images, and video that ass lovers around the world can revere for years to come.

Thank you, Sadie. :)

"My Wife's Asshole"

In doing our ever-ending research to bring you the best and hand-picked ass-related content the web has to offer, it's interesting to find how so many amateur asshole pics are of men's wives. Don't get us wrong, we'll take an anonymous browneye view as much as any connoisseur of the pooper, but some of these visions of  glory simply aren't as appealing as others (i.e... some things are best left behind closed doors).

Out of curiosity we decided to see how prevalent this phenomenon presents itself on the web. The image above is the result of entering entering "my wife's asshole" in the Yahoo image search. Of course, entering the same phrase in Yahoo video search also produces a large number of hits, but these are mostly amateur anal sex videos. However some of these videos keep in the spirit of the images, wherein the video is merely to display the wife's asshole as opposed to putting something in it or splattering it with sticky paste. Hilariously enough, a significant number of these "display" videos are supposedly taken when the wife is asleep, inebriated, stoned, or hopped up on anal narcissism. No doubt this is a voyeuristic asshole lover's dream (VSLs).

What about non-search engine sites? No problem. Entering "my wife's asshole" on xHamster gets you this.
 
As of this post, there were 36 pages of hits on xHamster. At roughly 28 videos per page, xHamster yields approximately 1,008 different videos related to some guy's wife's asshole. We're guessing this may be 1/5000th the amount of amateur wife (not counting girlfriends or just ... friends) content on the web. If you throw in internet selfies, and all of the "private" footage couples keep in-house or on their cellphones (or Polaroids if they're in their 50s), we're guessing there are tens of millions of married women's asshole floating around on the net for your viewing pleasure.


For some reason some men just love to show off their woman's asshole.The only problem with this is that most of them aren't really so nice. For example, compare this.... with this. Yeah... exactly.


Even though it's admirable to know that some men take pride in their woman's asshole enough to subject us to it, it doesn't make it a good idea. Similarly, it's encouraging that a woman two Twinkies shy of 270lbs has the confidence and self-esteem to wear yoga pants out in public... but we don't necessarily want to see it.

A Proud Generation of Ass Men

What are men most drawn to in today’s sex driven culture? Is it a woman’s stunning eyes and perfect cheekbone structure? Legs that appear to extend endlessly only to be met by a waist you could wrap your hands around? Or maybe it’s those attention commanding silicone enhanced double D breasts? Perhaps those were the selling attributes of women in the past, but today we identify ourselves as a proud generation of ass loving men...

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It's the little things... (or "you know it once you see it")

You know how it always works... you're on the net searching for "death by facesitting" articles, then seven clicks later you find yourself facing a gigantic wall of booty. Like any mortal I took a few minutes out of my busy day to, what I call, engage in a CAP session - "click and appreciate". There were undoubtedly some fantastic bottoms... then I came across the one I've posted above. Every now and then in life you're confronted with something that soothes your spirit, and this my friends was one of those times (I had a similar feeling when I saw this one). This feeling is something many of us share... whether it be the human form, marveling at a feat of athleticism, an 18th Century Rococo piece, a spectacular sunset, or a perfect melody. It's these little things in life that sometimes make up for the idiocies of society... like the concept of taxes.

This woman's wonderful ass would by no means be considered "top tier", but there's just something about it that captured my spirit. Maybe it reminds me of a pleasant time or moment that I can't readily remember. Maybe it's the way the veins on the underside of her ass-cheeks branch through the transparency of her dermis. Maybe it's her skin tone. Maybe it's the symmetry. Maybe it's her adorable little puckering asshole. Or maybe... it's all of those little things that add up to one big whole. No pun intended. 

(Btw, if anyone knows who this model is, please comment.)
Image courtesy of pussybook.org.

-BD

The 50 Best Asses In The World(?)

http://elitedaily.com/envision/girls/asses-world/

Not a bad list... but how they could leave off such as Sadie West, Sandra Romain, Franceska Jaimes,  Jennifer White, Jada Stevens, Alexis Texas, and Elena Rivera is beyond me. Ah, I guess there weren't counting "professionals". ;)  Perhaps I'm biased.

Who are some of *your* favorites?

Again, not a bad list but I can walk around New York City or Washington DC and see asses that would put even these to shame.. and I'd love for any poor, isolated bastard to be able to experience that somehow. Hmm, sounds like a fun project if I've ever thought of one...